Silly Questions and Smart Answers

1) MARY : Some say I'm pretty. Others say
I'm ugly.What do u think,
Peter?
PETER : A bit of both. I think you're
pretty ugly.

2) Teacher : "Which is more important
to us, the sun or the moon?"
Pupil : "The moon".
Teacher : "Why?"
Pupil : "The moon gives us light at
night when we need it but the sun
gives us light only in the day time
when we don't need it".

3) Teacher : "What do you call a
person who keeps on talking when
people are no longer interested?"
Pupil : "A teacher".

4) Waiter : "Would you like your
coffee black?"
Customer : "What other colors do you
have?"

5) My father is so old that when he
was in school, history was called
current affairs.

6) Teacher : "Sam, you talk a lot !"
Sam : "It's a family tradition".
Teacher : "What do you mean?"
Sam : "Sir, my grandpa was a street
hawker, my father is a teacher".
Teacher : "What about your mother?"
Sam : "She's a woman".

7) Tom : "How should I convey the news
to my father that I've failed?"
David: "You just send a telegram:
Result declared, past year's
performance repeated".

8) Teacher : "Now, children, if I saw
a man beating a donkey and stopped
him, what virtue would I be showing?"
Student : "Brotherly love".

9) Teacher : "Now, Sam, tell me
frankly do you say prayers before
eating?"
Sam : "No sir, I don't have to, my mom
is a good cook".

10) Patient : "What are the chances of
my recovering doctor?"
Doctor : "One hundred percent. Medical
records show that nine out of ten
people die of the disease you have.
Yours is the tenth case I've treated.
The others all died".

11) Teacher : " Can anybody give an
example of COINCIDENCE?"
One Student : "Sir, my Mother and
Father got married on the same day and
at the same time."

12) Teacher : " George Washington not
only chopped down his father's Cherry
tree, but also admitted doing it.
Now do you know why his father didn't
punish him ?"
One Student: " Because George still
had the axe in is hand."